We are well and truly into Winter here in the STL, and with a snowstorm expected tomorrow night, I thought it might be a fun to share a few Winter themed jokes,
Did you hear about the big Winter storm in New York? It got so cold the bankers were walking around with their hands in their own pockets.
A wife texts her husband on a cold Winter’s day: “Windows frozen. Won’t open”. So the guy texts back, saying “Pour lukewarm water on it”. The wife texts back “Computer’s really messed up now”.
Why are we only concerned about snowmen and not snowwomen? Because only a man is dumb enough to stand out in the cold without a coat.
Last Winter I went bobsleighing with the family. Killed 37 Bobs.
What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through the snow together? A receding hare line.
And finally, my favorite:
A baby polar bear goes up to his father and says “Daddy am I a Polar Bear?”
The dad says “Of course you’re a polar bear. I’m a polar bear, your mom’s a polar bear, you are a polar bear. Now get outta here and quit asking stupid questions.”
So the kid goes up to his mom and says “Mommy, am I a Polar bear? I mean, really and truly a polar bear?”
“Well of course you are, sweetheart” the mama says. “I am a polar bear, you’re father’s a polar bear, so that makes you a polar bear too. Now why would you ask such a question, dear?”
Kid says, “Because I’m FREEZING.”
See you next week.