Today is my birthday. I will admit that I am a birthday guy, I love celebrating not only my own but other people’s as well. I am not normally one of those people who downplay birthdays and think that they are only to be celebrated by kids, or even only on the day itself. You want to have a birthday weekend? Go nuts. Birthday week? Sure, go for it. Month? Umm, okay I guess, but maybe reign it in a little.
This year has been a little bit different though. It’s my fiftieth birthday and honestly, it’s not sitting well. I could go on about the insecurities and anxieties attached to all of this, but since this is a blog set up to entertain, I will spare you my existential crisis and focus on something else entirely: gratitude.
I am grateful for my existential crisis.
No! Only kidding.
Since I have been all melancholy about today, my wife suggested that I should make a list of fifty things I am grateful for and that may help me feel a little better. Since she is usually right, I figured I’d give it a shot. So here we go, a stream of consciousness list made in real time. Thanks for sitting in on my therapy session. Let’s get started.
- My wife. She is intelligent, kind, patient, a good mother, and the best team mate I could have to walk through this world with.
- My kids. They make every day both a challenge and a pleasure, and I am proud of the people they are turning into.
- My dad. He is responsible for my sense of humor, love of movies and music, and my sense of social justice. He has always shown support and love.
- My brother. I always feel bad for adults who don’t get along with their siblings, because my relationship with my brother is special and deep.
- Extended family. Cousins, Uncles, Aunts, all manner of relatives. Most people think theirs are the best-mine actually are. We’re far enough apart that we don’t see each other enough but I love them all.
- Old friends. I don’t see them enough either, but we can stay connected through social media, and they are never far from mind.
- God. Okay, so I’m not really happy with some of his followers right now, or the churches and politicians who use his name for their own gain, but I can’t hold that against Him.
- Dogs. Every dog I have ever had, ever will have, and like 90% of the dogs on the planet except the really barkey or bitey ones.
- Turtles. I just think they’re neat.
- Rock And Roll Music. Rock encompasses more different styles, genres, and points of view than pretty much any other popular music style. And it’s all pretty great.
- Air conditioning/heat. Because comfort is paramount and outside can get weird.
- Pizza delivery. One of the greatest ideas of our time.
- Barbecue. Meat cooked over an open flame is the best.
- Mountains. I’m no mountaineer, but hiking to, around, and on various mountains has given me some great memories and is some of the most beautiful scenery there is.
- YouTube. Making it easy to find obscure videos of half remembered television and movies at 12am. This is part of why I don’t sleep.
- Television. Let’s face it-TV is amazing. You can watch shows from the 50s to now, educational shows or entertainment, live events, news coverage, the choices are seemingly endless. And that’s before streaming! Good television connects the world.
- The Who. My favorite rock band. Also my favorite philosophers and accidental comedy act. No one demanded more from the art form-and in their prime no one could match their intensity and passion.
- Movies. At the theater or at home, a good movie can sweep you away and bring thrills, laughter, scares, romance, whatever you want. And sometimes even the bad ones are fun to watch.
- Automobiles. Because I love a good road trip. Also, sometimes the commute can be the best part of my day.
- Denim. The most comfortable fabric ever.
- Waterfalls. Beautiful to look at, and an instant mood lifter. Hard to get to sometimes, but always worth it.
- The Sun. Provider of heat, light, and amazingly beautiful when rising or setting.
- The Beatles. Apart from writing so many classic songs, they set the template for everything that followed over the next 20 years of popular music, and they are still being listened to and rediscovered today. Impossibly good.
- Trees. Sustainers of life, and happy little fellas from what I am told.
- Dark chocolate. I mean, all chocolate is good. Dark though, once you get the taste for it, all other types fall short. Rich, complex, and divine.
- Books. Moreso than any other artform, books take you away to another world, fictional or otherwise. Children’s books, short stories, novels, and biographies all sit on my shelves and are each treasured items.
- Glasses. Both the drinking kind and the seeing kind. So I can drink and see. Duh.
- Clothing. Because everybody walking around nekkid all the time is a bad call.
- Monty Python. Changes the way I looked at humor and, in a sense, the world.
- Paintings. From the great masters to Bob Ross to the local art fair, I love to look at paintings and see the world through the artist’s eye, and also see how it may connect or clash with my own views.
- Cookies. Especially chocolate chip-and pert near anything home made.
- Modern Medicine. Because living is good.
- Quiet Walks. Helps to clear my head.
- Air Fresheners. Helps cover up the mystery smells that show up now and again.
- Soda. Fizzy goodness.
- The Marx Brothers. The original comedy anarchists. Chaos, slapstick, and clever wordplay all rolled up into a great big ball of genius. Still funny today.
- The Internet. without which this wouldn’t be happening right now.
- Tacos. Because tacos!
- Rivers. Beautiful and powerful. Still used for commerce and water supplies, but I can sit at a riverbank for hours watching it roll.
- Milk. Though I developed some issues with lactose as I aged, and I have to drink specially filtered milk now, I still love a tall glass full. Especially with cookies or…
- Cake. Fluffy, soft, spongey, moist, iced wonderfulness. Also way better than pie. For reals.
- Houses. Or. any abode one lives in, really, Because as George Carlin once observed, we all need “a place for our stuff.”
- Traditional Country and Folk music. Both Country and Folk have gone through a lot of changes, many of them not for the good. However, when you get down to the original, pure, bare bines of these musical forms they can be magically affecting.
- Micro Brewed Beer. Okay so these days I drink non alcoholic micro brews, but that just proves how good micro brews can be. Taste, quality, integrity, and passion go into every sip. With alcohol or without.
- The Muppets. Sure, they were part of my childhood and nostalgia is a part of my fandom, I’ll give you. But their best stuff is equal parts sweet and subversive, which makes repeated viewings a treat.
- Fish. I think fish are pretty cool to look at. They are also delicious to eat. No conflict, no regrets.
- Theme Parks. I’m a big kid. I like the rides, games, shows, food, souvenir shops, all of it. Just do the research to know when to show up to beat most of the crowds, and you’re good. I don’t go as much as I’d like, but I don’t turn down the opportunity either.
- Live performances. Be it a concert, theatrical performance, dance, stand-up, what have you, there is nothing like a live show. Nothing.
- Taking a nap, in the Spring, with the windows open. Early Fall works too. this isn’t always possible due to allergies, but when the conditions are right it’s the best nap a person can have.
- Paprika. People don’t use it enough.
Well. I’m not sure I resolved any issues, but I do feel a little better so that’s some success. Maybe this exercise might help you too if you ever need it.
Take care all, see you next week.