Halloween Post 2024-Return Of The Dad Joke!!!!

If there’s one thing long term readers can say about this blog and my writing style, it’s “There’s a guy who’s not afraid to go back to the well”.

Not being one to disappoint, it’s time to combine two traditional MonDave classics-the yearly Halloween post and the always popular Dad joke post. I know I kind of played around with the idea last year, but this time I’m going all in! Get ready guys and ghouls, here comes…

THE OFFICIAL MONDAVES TOP 20 HALLOWEEN DAD JOKES (They’re scary-good! Or bad!)

• What’s big, scary, and has 3 wheels?
  A monster riding a tricycle.
• Why don’t werewolves ever know the time?
  Because they’re not whenwolves.
• Why do people hate vampires?
  Because they suck.
• Why was the witch’s broom late?
  It overswept.
• Knock knock.
  Who’s there?
  Butter.
  Butter who?
  Butter let me in, I have a funny Halloween joke to tell you.
• Knock knock.
  Who’s there?
  Fangs.
  Fangs who?
  Fangs for letting me in.
• What’s a vampire’s greatest fear?
  Tooth decay.
• What’s the one room ghosts don’t need in their house?
  A living room.
• What did the zombie say when he met the human?
  Nice to eat you.
• Why do dentists hand out candy on Halloween?
  It’s good for business.
• What do you call an observant wolf?
  Awarewolf.
• What was the witch’s favorite subject in school?
  Spelling.
• Why did the ghost haunt the neighborhood tavern?
  He liked the boos.
• How do you know you’ve been ghosted?
  The poltergeist doesn’t text you back.
• Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
  Because demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
• What do horses dress up as for Halloween?
  Night mares.
• Why did the cyclops quit his teaching job?
  Because he only had one pupil.
• Why don’t mummies take time off?
  They are afraid to unwind.
• What do vegetarian zombies eat?
  Graaaains!
• What kind of medicine do witches use on their warts?
  I don’t know, but it’s not working.

And finally, as a bonus, my favorite Halloween one-liner:
A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

All right, MonDavers, that’ll do it for this week. Have a happy and safe Halloween. See you next time!