Two topics I haven’t tackled recently on the blog: food and Dad jokes. So, for the sake of efficiency and lack of a better idea, I now present a series of Dad jokes about food.
Bon Appetit.
-Why didn’t the green pepper take up archery?
Because he didn’t habanero.
-Did you hear about the peanut who went into space?
It was an astronut.
-I thought that onions were the only food that made me cry, until someone threw a coconut at my face.
-Did you hear the one about the guy who invented Tic Tacs?
They say he made a mint.
-How fast is milk?
It’s pasteurized before you know it.
-The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop and says, “Can you make me one with everything?”
-I lost my pizza cutter, so I used a Bryan Adams CD. It cuts like a knife.
-Did you hear about the explosion at the French cheese factory?
All that was left was De Brie.
-Why do watermelons have fancy weddings?
Because they cantaloupe.
-What kind of food does Icarus hate?
Hot wings.
-What kind of vegetable is only a little cool?
A rad-ish.
-How do you invite a dinosaur for lunch?
Tea, Rex?
-What’s a vegetarian’s worst nightmare?
Being stuck alone on a desert island and not being able to tell anyone they’re a vegetarian.
-I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well actually, it’s more of a wrap.
-What do you do when life gives you melons?
See a doctor, you may be dyslexic.
Alright, that’s enough of this silliness for today. I’ll be back soon with more stuff. Until then, remember tis old saying:
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
See you next week.
MonDAVEs with Dave Brink 