It’s bad out there, y’all. There’s lots of bad news wherever you look, and everybody seems to be tense and on edge. There’s only one thing for it. Dad jokes! Here are some more of my favorites.
A dad was outside washing the car with his son. The son says, “Why can’t you just use a sponge?”
The only thing flat earthers fear is sphere itself.
I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system.
Why do Marvel like to use The Hulk in advertisements? He’s basically one big Banner.
I’d tell you a pizza joke, but it’s too cheesy.
I just found out I am color blind. The news came right out of the purple!
This morning Siri told me not to call her Shirley. Turns out I left my phone in Airplane mode.
Did you hear about those new corduroy pillows? They’re making headlines!
How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it’s tearable.
Never blame anyone else for the road you are on. That’s your own asphalt!
You know you’ll tell at least one of these so bad they’re good jokes. Pass ’em along and give somebody a laugh, we all need it these days.
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