Can You See The Real ME?

I have been told that I am a difficult person to get to know. Many people just don’t know how to take me. I am a mystery wrapped in an enigma, wrapped in a tortilla shell with cheese sauce and…sorry. I’m kinda hungry. For burritos.

Anyway, in the spirit of transparency, goodwill, and the desire to truly connect with others I present the following list about my true personality. The unvarnished truth about the real, authentic, David Brink.

According to the results of Buzzfeed quizzes.

1. I am a Gryffindor.
2. I am a combo of Shuri, Groot, and Spiderman.
3. My most polarizing personality trait is my assertiveness.
4. The people I hate most are “wannabes” (although that song still slaps).
5. I should be a doctor or a nurse.
6. My personality type is the architect (according to my food preferences).
7. I am an introvert (also according to food).
8. I am more emotional than logical (according to my McDonald’s preferences).
9. People love me for my dependability.
10. I am Princess Belle.
11. I am an IHOP.
12. I am 100% marriage material.
13. I am emotionally smart. Whatever that means.
14. I am personable and outgoing. You know, for an introvert (see #7).
15. My actual age is 18, and my emotional age is 65.
16. I am a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup.
17. I am Princess Tiana (which is odd since I was Belle a few quizzes ago…).
18. My dominant personality trait is curiosity.
19. I am extremely sexy.
20. I am more of a Starbuck’s person than a Dunkin person.
21. I am a fast eater.
22. My favorite carb is garlic bread.
23. I truly belong in the 80’s.
24. I am a creative genius (according to my preferred toppings for Froyo).
25. I will marry and then divorce Jake Gyllenhaal.

Well, there you have it. I hope it was informative for you. I know it was for me. See you next week for more MonDAVEs.

P.S. There’s a lot of food stuff in this one. Total coincidence. Sorry. Also the title is a Who reference which is just fun for me.

P.P.S. I literally* sat and took those silly quizzes on Buzzfeed for two hours to come up with this list. That’s the kind of dedication I have to this blog and for you, my public. You’re welcome.

*real literally, not millennial literally.